Wednesday, March 19, 2008

My Brother is a Pyromaniac

He is obsessed with fire, and with setting stuff on fire. He has, in the past, set his own shirt on fire, while he was wearing it, set the street on fire, and tonight he got his hands on a lighter and he was setting tissues on fire and then putting them out in the toilet. He likes fireworks, firecrackers, and loud bangy things. Is it just me, or is my brother completely loco?

Update: He stayed up till four in the morning on motzei shabbos and learned how to set his own hand on fire. On the other hand, his eventual goal apparently, is to be able to do it for Bar Mitzvahs and Weddings. That's got to count for something.But I still think he is insane.